Zetetical Society Meeting Notes

February 28, 2010

Current Program – PEBB

Filed under: Exercise — Aram @ 11:47 pm
kettlebells

kettlebells

I’m experimenting with a new program that tries to combine what some of the Primal Fitness guys do with the Max-Effort Black Box style templates. I’m jokingly calling it Primal Effort Black Box, even though it’s really not either, mostly because the whole thing is just my personal pile of rip-offs from various other plans I like

It looks something like this:

Monday – Off

Tuesday – Kettlebells. Something classic like 5X(1,2,3,4,5) clean and press ladders followed by swings or snatches and swings. If you want to mix it up, short metcons, like 4 X 400 with max swings or pullups after each round.

Wednesday – Lift heavy. Warm up and then something like 5X5 deadlifts, leg press (would be squat if not for bum knee), bench press, standing overhead press, pull-ups. I’ve subbed in hang power cleans for the leg press and farmer’s walks for the pull-ups.

Thursday – Cardio time. Anything from intervals like 4 X 400 to a 5K run, or comparable time on the bike or rower.

Friday – off

Saturday – Repeat lift heavy day. It’s also chance to break up the heavy days if the full body thing gets too long.

Sunday – How do you feel? Sore? Tired? Burnt out? If you feel bad, it’s a day for a long, slow walk over mixed terrrain. If not, take a random chance and roll the die:

1,2 – Kettlebells or short metcon

3,4 – Short Cardio Intervals – hill sprints, Tabata on the bike

5,6 – LSD: 5k to 10k run if totally fresh. long slow walk if you’re not.

Stretch and do mobility work like Z Health as often as possible.

This seems almost over-ambitious – like a stealth overkill program, but it’s just the ideal week. If you miss a day, you miss a day, your body gets rest. If you don’t feel like working out, miss a day. If you can’t get to the equipment, take a day off. If you’re traveling and can’t just hike around, take the day off. If you feel worse, take the week off. Or two.

Every fourth week, back off. Take weight off the the bar, reps off the kettlebells, walk around a bit. Recover.

February 10, 2010

Camo

Filed under: Gear — Aram @ 12:21 am

World-wide gallery of camo. Lookin’ sharp Finland. Looking good scary Mexican paramilitary police.

January 29, 2010

Painful Fitness Irony

Filed under: Exercise — Aram @ 9:40 pm

The enjoyable fitness irony of the day is the inimitable Dutch Lowy posting a picture of his torn apart collarbone a day after his guide to shoulder injuries.

Back when my knee MRI came up, I posted a log of hang wringing stuff about never being able to run again. I packed up all the running kit. I gave Torch from CrossFit Brooklyn my unread copy of Born to Run.

Then, I healed up a bit, got a different medical opinion, and I spent a little while rebuilding my running. I’m back up to 15-20 miles a week and was seriously thinking about some more racing and distance trail running. I pretty much planned out a long slow distance program with some supplemental strength work.

But deep down inside, I know that running is terrible for you. It weakens you. It gives you relatively poor conditioning in return for hours of effort. In doses of more than a few miles, it’s just a sorry program to have. So in the end, my reaction to this was, “you know, you can have running back.” The happy old guys don’t do a lot of it. Ultimately, it’s just a painful combination of ego, podcasts and Central Park that keep me doing it at all. I can get in better shape following any number of programs, even one that incorporates occasional running as a part of other training.

So, I was at peace with this decision, tore open a box from Amazon and remember that I had ordered another stupid copy of Born to Run. Augh. My life…

January 9, 2010

An Open Letter To My Wife on Her Return From Christmas Vacation

Filed under: Life — Aram @ 2:24 pm

Honey,

Nice to see you’re back. I wanted to fill you in on a few things around the apartment now that you’re here.

It’s true that there are now small piles of pine needles from the Christmas tree in every room. While this wasn’t intentional, it adds a fresh scent and holiday feel to the apartment that I think was lacking. Add a little cinnamon and it can smell like Christmas in here until at least March.

I may have overestimated my ability to clean out the fridge. While you’re right to notice that I have eaten everything in it, I didn’t find the time to do the promised scrub. This brings up another point. Whatever automated system to we have that refills the fridge with food seems to have broken down in your absence. Do you know how this works? I couldn’t figure it out for the life of me and resorted to take out once it was clear that the fridge was staying empty.

I also wanted to see if you could help me track down the source of the pervasive smell of used gym clothes in our bedroom. You have a much keener sense of smell than I do and I just can’t tell where it’s coming from.

The bathroom… Yes, best not to speak of it. However, the good news is that most of the pine needles are out of the tub. Just kick the rest towards the drain and they’ll take care of themselves.

I have no idea who ordered that pay per view.

Love ya.

December 29, 2009

Stuck in my head today

Filed under: Life, Movies, music — Aram @ 9:54 pm

Songs that I had stuck in my head today in no particular order:

The Show

How Firm a Foundation

Bad Romance

Dracula’s Lament

November 23, 2009

Rebuilding Aimee

Filed under: Exercise, Snarkiness, Video — Aram @ 2:11 pm

November 14, 2009

Minnie Cox and TR

Filed under: Politics — Aram @ 2:55 pm

From Theodore Rex by Edmund Morris:

Roosevelt came to the defense of a beleaguered black postmaster in Indianola, Mississippi, who also happened to be female.

He knew her territory: Indianola stood not far from where he had hunted bear last fall. Appointed by President Harrison and reappointed by McKinley, Mrs. Minnie Cox was by all accounts a worthy citizen. She administered her office efficiently and even charitably, paying overdue box feeds herself rather than embarrass white customers short of funds. But she had also invested her federal salary in local businesses, and become prosperous over the years. By local definition, she had therefore become uppity. At a mass meeting, white Indianolans chose to “persuade” her to resign.

…she had needed little persuasion. After hurriedly resigning, she had left town on vacation–the mayor of Indianola allowing that if she came back too soon “she would get her neck broken inside of two hours.”

Roosevelt’s reaction was prompt and precisely articulated. Mrs. Cox was being coerced “by a brutal and lawless element purely upon the ground of color.” He declined to “tolerate wrong and outrage of such flagrant character.” Neither would he stop paying Mrs. Cox her full federal salary. “The postmaster’s resignation has been received, but not accepted.”

In deference to the feelings of white Indianolans, however, he would not reopen her post office. In future, they could pick up their mail at Greenville, thirty miles away by country road.

November 4, 2009

Long, Slow 5K

Filed under: Running — Aram @ 10:44 pm

I went for a second opinion on the MRI from last month, expecting to have the doctor give it a quick look and tell me to get a bike.

Instead, I got a full examination, a bunch of measurements, an MRI read, an ultrasound of the knee and the doctor said, “This isn’t so bad, I think I can have you running by tomorrow.” He did some massage, talked quad stretching and workouts, put me on a Power Plate for a while, left me in a hyperbaric chamber for 35 minutes and wrote me a “prescription” for more cushioned shoes.

So, I did an experimental 5K tonight. It hurt walking there and it wasn’t easy getting started, but the run itself felt fine. It was a slow two laps around the Central Park reservoir. No watch, no POSE, no CrossFit, no CFE, no coaches, no race schdule, no intervals, no Tabata, no flats, no vest, no number, no cadence, no timing chip, no ego problems with getting passed by everyone. Just the slowest 5K of my life, watching the form on each step. After not expecting to run a 5K again, it felt great.

October 20, 2009

Martin Gardner Profile

Filed under: Life — Aram @ 11:02 am

There’s a nice little profile of math puzzle writer Martin Gardner in the Times today: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/20/science/20tier.html?_r=1

The inspiring bit of the tale is that he has a high school level math background, wasn’t good at calc, and started when he was 42.

October 1, 2009

Fitness goals

Filed under: Exercise — Aram @ 8:47 pm

So, by now, everyone knows the story. Finally got the runner’s knee checked out with an MRI and it’s game over. I’ve worn through the cartilage behind the knee and the lateral femoral condyle now rubs the knee cap under flexed load. That pretty much rules out a future of running, squats, lunges, deadlifts, O-lifting, and anything involving pylometrics. The alternative is to risk even further joint failure at some point down the road. I was basically advised to get a bike and enjoy the hip adductor machines.

The problem now that is that exercise is almost impossible for me without some sort of real, difficult goal. What kept me running the last eight years was the next big race. This year it would have been the New York Marathon in November. What kept me CrossFitting was the prospect of being able to do that marathon using it and CrossFit Endurance rather than trying to put in 50 miles a week. I don’t have too many regrets about what I’ve done. Despite being absolutely terrible at running, I got to do all the big NYC races, the Boston Marathon, the toughest trail half in the East, and enjoyed it all even when it was late in the race and no fun at all.

So, now I find it really hard to figure out what to do next. Being generally in shape or the vanity of a little bit more weight loss is just too abstract for me and it’s not getting me to want to work out. I made it to the gym once this week. I can do the entire stack on those hip machines for reps and the worst part is knowing that will only go downhill. I’m thinking about getting a bike and getting ready for a century ride or something similar, but the dilemma of trying a long endurance sport without CrossFit is frustrating. I’ve thought vaguely of going hiking next year, but that can’t be a regular thing. I’ve done pretty well by motivating myself with something difficult for the last eight years and don’t have that next goal right now.

Any ideas?

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