September 27, 2007
September 26, 2007
Bill O’Reilly Reviews Sylvia’s
Amazing news, Bill! Black people dining in restaurants?! In 2007?! With silverware?! Unsupervised by local Cheesecake Factory management?!
You really should have kept it more of a secret, Bill.
September 25, 2007
September 24, 2007
Thanks Ape Lad!
I’m a big fan of Ape Lad’s Laugh Out Loud Cats and I ordered a strip. I scored the original of this one:
Based on this incident.
September 22, 2007
Feeling secure?
“I’m shocked and appalled that somebody would wear this type of device to an airport,” Pare said.
Simpson was “extremely lucky she followed the instructions or deadly force would have been used,” Pare said. “She’s lucky to be in a cell as opposed to the morgue.”
Translation: In Massachusetts, the police can murder you if you wear a shirt with blinking lights and get confused when they all point guns at you.
September 21, 2007
September 15, 2007
September 12, 2007
Whoops. Pranked.
I don’t know why, but I find this one absolutely hillarious.
Alumni Magazine outs two straight friends in prank.
I hear that Jared and that Marine ROTC guy from his floor are life partners in Provincetown….
September 11, 2007
Googled
I heard from a Google recruiter today on a friend’s recommendation. It was just a very polite email ping and I’m not interested, but I did speak with them about a year ago when my previous employer was moving its office out of town. I have no clue if they still do this, but at the time their first round was 5 fairly random questions that were related to the job you were interested in.
A future rule that I suggest everyone apply: If you hear from a Google recruiter, they have to answer 5 random questions vaguely related to their job and then you grade their answers before they can give you the pitch.
1. A new hire is filling out an I-9 form. Tell me three documents which establish “Employment Eligibility,” but do not establish “Identity.”
2. I understand you use a phone to speak to candidates. What are tip and and ring? What pins are they wired to?
3. Under section 162 of New York State labor law, how many minutes are allowed for an evening meal if a worker started their shift before 11 AM and continued work past 7 PM?
4. Who is Jeff Taylor?
5. What is an English translation of the Latin phrase Curriculum Vitae?