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January 29, 2010

Painful Fitness Irony

Filed under: Exercise — Aram @ 9:40 pm

The enjoyable fitness irony of the day is the inimitable Dutch Lowy posting a picture of his torn apart collarbone a day after his guide to shoulder injuries.

Back when my knee MRI came up, I posted a log of hang wringing stuff about never being able to run again. I packed up all the running kit. I gave Torch from CrossFit Brooklyn my unread copy of Born to Run.

Then, I healed up a bit, got a different medical opinion, and I spent a little while rebuilding my running. I’m back up to 15-20 miles a week and was seriously thinking about some more racing and distance trail running. I pretty much planned out a long slow distance program with some supplemental strength work.

But deep down inside, I know that running is terrible for you. It weakens you. It gives you relatively poor conditioning in return for hours of effort. In doses of more than a few miles, it’s just a sorry program to have. So in the end, my reaction to this was, “you know, you can have running back.” The happy old guys don’t do a lot of it. Ultimately, it’s just a painful combination of ego, podcasts and Central Park that keep me doing it at all. I can get in better shape following any number of programs, even one that incorporates occasional running as a part of other training.

So, I was at peace with this decision, tore open a box from Amazon and remember that I had ordered another stupid copy of Born to Run. Augh. My life…

January 9, 2010

An Open Letter To My Wife on Her Return From Christmas Vacation

Filed under: Life — Aram @ 2:24 pm

Honey,

Nice to see you’re back. I wanted to fill you in on a few things around the apartment now that you’re here.

It’s true that there are now small piles of pine needles from the Christmas tree in every room. While this wasn’t intentional, it adds a fresh scent and holiday feel to the apartment that I think was lacking. Add a little cinnamon and it can smell like Christmas in here until at least March.

I may have overestimated my ability to clean out the fridge. While you’re right to notice that I have eaten everything in it, I didn’t find the time to do the promised scrub. This brings up another point. Whatever automated system to we have that refills the fridge with food seems to have broken down in your absence. Do you know how this works? I couldn’t figure it out for the life of me and resorted to take out once it was clear that the fridge was staying empty.

I also wanted to see if you could help me track down the source of the pervasive smell of used gym clothes in our bedroom. You have a much keener sense of smell than I do and I just can’t tell where it’s coming from.

The bathroom… Yes, best not to speak of it. However, the good news is that most of the pine needles are out of the tub. Just kick the rest towards the drain and they’ll take care of themselves.

I have no idea who ordered that pay per view.

Love ya.

December 29, 2009

Stuck in my head today

Filed under: Life, Movies, music — Aram @ 9:54 pm

Songs that I had stuck in my head today in no particular order:

The Show

How Firm a Foundation

Bad Romance

Dracula’s Lament

November 23, 2009

Rebuilding Aimee

Filed under: Exercise, Snarkiness, Video — Aram @ 2:11 pm

November 14, 2009

Minnie Cox and TR

Filed under: Politics — Aram @ 2:55 pm

From Theodore Rex by Edmund Morris:

Roosevelt came to the defense of a beleaguered black postmaster in Indianola, Mississippi, who also happened to be female.

He knew her territory: Indianola stood not far from where he had hunted bear last fall. Appointed by President Harrison and reappointed by McKinley, Mrs. Minnie Cox was by all accounts a worthy citizen. She administered her office efficiently and even charitably, paying overdue box feeds herself rather than embarrass white customers short of funds. But she had also invested her federal salary in local businesses, and become prosperous over the years. By local definition, she had therefore become uppity. At a mass meeting, white Indianolans chose to “persuade” her to resign.

…she had needed little persuasion. After hurriedly resigning, she had left town on vacation–the mayor of Indianola allowing that if she came back too soon “she would get her neck broken inside of two hours.”

Roosevelt’s reaction was prompt and precisely articulated. Mrs. Cox was being coerced “by a brutal and lawless element purely upon the ground of color.” He declined to “tolerate wrong and outrage of such flagrant character.” Neither would he stop paying Mrs. Cox her full federal salary. “The postmaster’s resignation has been received, but not accepted.”

In deference to the feelings of white Indianolans, however, he would not reopen her post office. In future, they could pick up their mail at Greenville, thirty miles away by country road.

November 4, 2009

Long, Slow 5K

Filed under: Running — Aram @ 10:44 pm

I went for a second opinion on the MRI from last month, expecting to have the doctor give it a quick look and tell me to get a bike.

Instead, I got a full examination, a bunch of measurements, an MRI read, an ultrasound of the knee and the doctor said, “This isn’t so bad, I think I can have you running by tomorrow.” He did some massage, talked quad stretching and workouts, put me on a Power Plate for a while, left me in a hyperbaric chamber for 35 minutes and wrote me a “prescription” for more cushioned shoes.

So, I did an experimental 5K tonight. It hurt walking there and it wasn’t easy getting started, but the run itself felt fine. It was a slow two laps around the Central Park reservoir. No watch, no POSE, no CrossFit, no CFE, no coaches, no race schdule, no intervals, no Tabata, no flats, no vest, no number, no cadence, no timing chip, no ego problems with getting passed by everyone. Just the slowest 5K of my life, watching the form on each step. After not expecting to run a 5K again, it felt great.

October 20, 2009

Martin Gardner Profile

Filed under: Life — Aram @ 11:02 am

There’s a nice little profile of math puzzle writer Martin Gardner in the Times today: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/20/science/20tier.html?_r=1

The inspiring bit of the tale is that he has a high school level math background, wasn’t good at calc, and started when he was 42.

October 1, 2009

Fitness goals

Filed under: Exercise — Aram @ 8:47 pm

So, by now, everyone knows the story. Finally got the runner’s knee checked out with an MRI and it’s game over. I’ve worn through the cartilage behind the knee and the lateral femoral condyle now rubs the knee cap under flexed load. That pretty much rules out a future of running, squats, lunges, deadlifts, O-lifting, and anything involving pylometrics. The alternative is to risk even further joint failure at some point down the road. I was basically advised to get a bike and enjoy the hip adductor machines.

The problem now that is that exercise is almost impossible for me without some sort of real, difficult goal. What kept me running the last eight years was the next big race. This year it would have been the New York Marathon in November. What kept me CrossFitting was the prospect of being able to do that marathon using it and CrossFit Endurance rather than trying to put in 50 miles a week. I don’t have too many regrets about what I’ve done. Despite being absolutely terrible at running, I got to do all the big NYC races, the Boston Marathon, the toughest trail half in the East, and enjoyed it all even when it was late in the race and no fun at all.

So, now I find it really hard to figure out what to do next. Being generally in shape or the vanity of a little bit more weight loss is just too abstract for me and it’s not getting me to want to work out. I made it to the gym once this week. I can do the entire stack on those hip machines for reps and the worst part is knowing that will only go downhill. I’m thinking about getting a bike and getting ready for a century ride or something similar, but the dilemma of trying a long endurance sport without CrossFit is frustrating. I’ve thought vaguely of going hiking next year, but that can’t be a regular thing. I’ve done pretty well by motivating myself with something difficult for the last eight years and don’t have that next goal right now.

Any ideas?

September 7, 2009

The Monster Half Marathon

Filed under: Running, restaurants — Aram @ 3:50 pm

On Friday, someone at work asked me if I was doing the half marathon this weekend. Actually, they asked me if I was doing the marathon or semi marathon or whatever because someone they met on another floor was running something like that. I definitely wasn’t planning a semi marathon, but I was curious which race it was, so I looked online and I could only find two which seemed possible. One was in Virginia Beach and the other was in the middle of Upstate New York, north of Ithaca. The Virginia one was a massive road race, part of the Rock n’ Roll marathon series. The one in Virgil, NY was a trail race and promised the most difficult course in the Northeast with about 2700′ of vertical gain on single track for the 13.1 mile course.

Then I remembered that Torch, manager of CrossFit Brooklyn, had posted that he was racing a mountainous half marathon this weekend when explaining why he was skipping Thursday’s 5K workout. The goal of running the most difficult course in the Northeast fits Torch’s personality. I’ve wanted to do some trail running for a while now. I read a few trail running blogs out of envy since it looks like fun, but I only really get time on the Central Park Bridle Path. The Bronx has some better trails that the Van Cortlandt Park Track Club races on. I was suddenly really interested.

CrossFit Brooklyn before we leave

CrossFit Brooklyn before we leave

leaving the usual path

leaving the usual path

And so on Sunday, Torch, another trainer, Max, and I made it to the Finger Lakes region and the Monster Marathon and Half Marathon. The start area was a tent by a local restaurant with some vehicles around and a huge digital clock to mark the different times for the age-handicapped starts. We registered, rested a bit, did some mobility work, and watched the different runners go out. I think there were probably about 80 racers there for the day, it was hard to tell since a lot of the marathoners had already started. With a 13.1 mile course, the marathoners had to go out and back twice.

start/finish

start/finish

Being old, I got to start two minutes before the pack, trotted about a mile down the road to a spray painted arrow pointing at the woods, ran through a stream, and headed onto the single track. The first part of the course was tough, it was about 1000 feet of vertical climb in just over a mile on a very narrow and muddy path. The guy I started with stopped running a few minutes in when it got too steep and I felt the relief that I wasn’t really expected to trot up that hill. Inexperience can really make you have stupid expectations. This isn’t to say that we weren’t soon passed by the leaders from the main pack, including Torch, as they went running by, but we weren’t doing anything wrong. Our legs were fresh, so while it was too steep for me to run the entire way up the hill, we alternated running and walking until the path leveled out close to the summit around mile two.

Aside from some muddy patches, most of the next bit wasn’t bad. The path wound its way up, down and around into the valley on the other side of the mountain we had summited. Max passed around mile 3.5. This was two or three miles of comfortable, controlled running at an easy pace through beautiful forest. The mixed terrain forced me to have an easy, choppy stride that kept me from feeling really burnt out. Aside from a few slips in mud, the only threat was the mentioned possibility of bees or a bad fall. I was really starting to think that trail running was an easy alternative to road racing, at least the way I was doing it.

easy bit of trail

easy bit of trail

Yellow jackets stung my ankles around mile 5. I really picked up the pace and spent the next few minutes yelling obscenities and warnings at any runner I could find. I soon joked that I wasn’t allergic since I wasn’t dead, but I heard later that one runner did have a reaction an hour after he was stung and had to be treated with an epi pin that was rushed to an aid station. The sting felt like a piece of glass in my ankle for the rest of the run and didn’t feel better until late at night. I’m not a fan of having this happen. I do not recommend it. I’ll have to speak to the race director about eradicating the local wildlife. Torch got stung too. He passed on the return around this point and Max was heading back just before I hit the 6.55 mile mark.

I’m guessing I reached half way after around an hour and a half and quickly turned to repeat the course. Which meant heading back to the yellow jackets.

It was around this point that the men’s marathon leaders were passing me on their final leg. They were amazingly fast. I was trotting. They were striding and flying regardless of the slope or surface. They were mostly older guys in their forties and fifties. It’s really impressive to see the specialists. In contrast, I freaked out on the return to the yellow jacket sting site, started to sprint and rolled my ankle. At least I have enough mobility that I wasn’t hurt although I am feeling a few later slips and falls.

I found Max limping up the path around mile 7. He had broken through a tree root into a patch of mud and sprained his ankle very badly. I stuck with him for the rest of the race, no so much on account of my leave no man behind policy or because it let me take it easy, but mostly because the prospect of Torch and I having to head back up that first hill to find his body seemed more and more impossible as time took its toll.

Max just wasn’t going to give up. His ankle was swelling and didn’t have a lot of stability, but I had an ace bandage on me, so he secured it and we started alternating runs and walks for the next three miles to get him back up the hill to the summit. He really should have DNFed and stopped at an aid station for a ride down, but he wanted to finish. I wasn’t doing much other than providing moral support and giving him the more disgusting flavors of GU gel that I had on me. He ran when he could, but most importantly kept moving.

The really hard part of the race for me was the descent of the first hill. Now it was 1000 feet down in a mile. At the start, the mud was spongy and there was some grip, but racers had been all over every patch for a few hours. The slick stuff was slicker and the deep stuff was churned up and deeper. Now my flats were coated in slippery mud and my knees wouldn’t bend normally any more, so it took me a long time to pick my way down. I had to work to catch Max despite his injury. This was just me. The marathoners who passed us on this stretch were speeding down sections of trail that was worried I’d have to sit on and slide down. Finally, we hit the bottom and rejoined the road at around 3 hours and 20 minutes. My legs felt done after the climb down and Max was finally crashing from injury, lack of breakfast and too few carbs along the way, but the promise of getting in under 3:30 motivated us to head down the road quickly to the finish — 3:28:40 for him, 3:30:40 for me.

done.. ready to head home

glowing, done.. ready to head home

A brief restaurant review: The Gatherings on Route 392 in Virgil is excellent. I don’t only recommending it if you are in a race that starts in their parking lot, I recommend it any time you’re even vaguely in the Virgil area. They’re about 10-15 minutes off exit 10 on Route 81. Good soup, good coffee, good burgers, good salads, and nice staff. They let mud-covered runners in without complaint despite the clean dining room.

So, what worked and what didn’t…? The Mizuno Wave Ronin 2s  are great for dry trails, but too slick once they get covered in mud. The Nathan racing vest worked well for carrying needed extras like ace bandages and gels without the bouncing of a fanny pack. The Amphipod handheld bottle let me carry water without a belt and meant I didn’t have to worry about the aid stations. I’m basically happy with the gear.

Torch and Max seemed a bit starved for carbs during the race. They’re optional on a road half, but the effort on steep trail makes it more up in the full marathon time and caloric need range in my option. I had a gel just before the race and about every 50 minutes during the race and didn’t crash or have any discomfort. I think there are a lot of CrossFitters who are afraid of sugar during endurance events because they otherwise avoid it, but during a race, your body really makes direct use of sugar and you don’t have the peak and crash insulin spike you’d have otherwise. You have to constantly take the carbs in though, you can’t play catch up late in the race.

muddy legs/shoes

muddy legs/shoes

I was very happy to get the trail racing experience. This was a bit too much course for someone of my non-existent skills, but I would definitely do another race of this distance or longer on a slightly less steep or less muddy trail without hesitation. Maybe a course which doesn’t prompt passers by to ask if we went for a run in swamp. The change of terrain really keeps you from physically and mentally burning out the way you can in a monotonous road race. The organization of the race, the staff, and the volunteers were excellent in every way. The course had been well marked, the aid stations were well-stocked and helpfully run. The Finger Lakes Running Club can really put on an event.

All in all, a great weekend away from the city. Hopefully Max’s ankle thing works out. I’m a bit itchy and limpy, but not too much the worse for wear. Maybe I’ll try another of these next year if I have time.

September 3, 2009

Minetta Tavern Steak

Filed under: Food — Aram @ 10:45 am

I can’t let this one pass.

So, at the start of the summer, Bruni published something in the Times about how the redone Minetta Tavern was possibly the best steakhouse in New York and since then I’ve been meaning to go. I finally got to this last weekend. I like McNally’s places: he builds out restaurants that are like tributes to the sort of places you want to eat every night. I’d been to the Minetta Tavern before he took it over. I liked the rennovation, all I ever remember of the place was the silhouette tiles and dust. Heirloom tomato appetizer was decent.  And then the entree.

Worst steak I’ve ever had outside of airline food: Their medium-rare bone-in NY Strip. Comically awful. Truly awful. I would have felt guilty feeding it to a dog. Come to think of it, I haven’t had airline steak quite that bad.

Burnt to charcoal and covered in salt on one side. Not bad on the other. A bit grey an eighth of an inch in and then a solid cold raw core. Poorly finished with butter in some spots. The spots which tasted of too much butter. Salty. Just all around terrible.

The meat itself seemed ok, so this is just someone in the kitchen slamming one out. Or maybe it’s a tribute to crap downtown dining of yore.

I hear the burger is good. I wouldn’t know. I had the worst steak ever.

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